drunk!! in first person

10 am sunday morning. im feeling surprisingly good (considering the situation)...no headache, no nase.. naseo.. naseau....oh let it go- feeling sick!! grab a glass of juice sit back and start to go over the events that transpired the night before....

i passed out?? no way! couldntve happened...i was having such a great time...hey who was that girl? havent met her before? wasnt so-n-so there...where did that guy go? strange inconsequential questions being shot back and forth between me and my friend...(the guy who apparently dragged my drunk ass so that id crash on bed instead of on some cactus patch!!).... i passed out?? no bloody way!!!

the night before (quite late into it)...

oye give me a another..what is this?...bartender- caprioshka with mint....its good give me more...easy on the mint..bal!! (voices from behind) you gotta have one of these shots...so i take two! (at this point number really doesnt seem to matter)...woahh what just happened to the room...it's begun...heyy!!! (more voices from more poeple) whats up?? you're looking "happy"!!....weLL i MAy hAVE hAd A feW SHotS AnD THe CApRioSHHkaaa with MInt is BRiLLiAnt...(Wait! did i say caprioskha right? and why's my voice echoing?)....wheres that music coming from? god damn!!what i killer track! gotta get on the floor...walk straight don't let people know you're drunk! don't want people to....hey shes cute!..keep walking...almost there...COMPLETE BLANK FOR NEXT 15 MINUTES (probably needed all of my mind to keep my motor skills in checks so that i didnt fall all over the place)....back off the floor...you're back (voices..nice ones this time) really were into that song huh?...uh huh (language becoming a mess of mono syllables and simple noises)...i think im gonna just sit down for a bit you know, till i get my focus back....just a little while to ... hey where the f**k has so-n-so gone...he's been gone for like an hour...probably on the phone with...man!! she is so wasted!! she should drink some water and maybe even throw up!! hehe so-n-so (the guy whose place it is) is gonna be so pissed cos he was dreading the "accidents"...hey where is he? havent seen him anywhere too..dog must be hitting on some....dude, ive gotta get me some water...begining to lose the room!!! ok bal easy does it...get up and walk to the bar..10 steps thats all...10 little steps....can i have a..bartender-caprioshka with mint?..no not this time man, wanna come down a little...some water please..thats right...drink the water....bal!!(voices again!) whered you go man? looking all over for you..gotta have to a shot with me man cmon!...i dont think there was any thought process going on at this time..no moment of "should i or shouldnt i?"...grabbed two...heres toooo..oh screw it..down it....man that was good!...back to the couch... ohh boy..begining to lose the room...wait can make it to the couch..ahhh bliss..im right where i wanna be right now...maybe if i shut my eyes the swilring will sto..wwooaahhh!!! bad idea!! keep eyes open!...why's this place so hot??!..maybe some fresh air will do me good...stumble outside...walking now doesnt seem to be an option...sit down you fool! take it easy..ahh the porch...the garden..had a good game of cricket here the other day...this house has too many damn dogs...how come she didnt come? even so-n-so didnt show up bastard!!....eyelids getting heavy...maybe just close my eyes one more time....bal bal bal bal bal BAL!! (voices-the nice kind again) you ok? can we get you anything? have a little water..cmon just a little....such nice sweet people..god why am i so drunk? why did i have those shots? damn so-n-so killed me with those shots!! why am i so high?? god god god!!ok easy does it..can still snap out of it...take the water..take the lemon salt mix thing...damn! cant do it...its ok you guys...thanks a lot but i really just need to sit here for a whileeee... my voice is trailing off..why is my voice trailing off?? one eye open...good enough for me right now..hey isnt that.. but i thought she was outta town...and who is ...ok eyes closed again..and i dont think they be opening now....BAL! (so-n-so saviour) what the f**k you doing here? (the nice voices and so-n-so) he's been like this for a bit..maybe you should make him crash upstairs...give some of this water (their voices sound like their coming from the other side of some wall or far away place)..BAL! alright man? cmon up you go!

i passed out??? no way man no frickin way!! i was having such a good time....