theory of gravity and relationships

dont ask me why or how i came up with this one but it occurred to me one day while driving (apparently one has a lot of free time when driving endlessly through frickin bumper to bumper traffic with pissing off drivers who deserve to die! die! die!! - still dealing with road rage issues) that there may be a parrallel that can be drawn between our being in relationships and the gravitational behaviour of objects...heres how it goes...

any two objects in space or wherever (my theories are never completely thought out) will be pulled together owing to the gravitational forces around them...this movement goes on till the two either a) collide and are destroyed, b) collide and unify or c) are repeled and pushed away from each other...

in that way i feel we all are roaming around on some invisible orbital going about our lives...when suddenly we come across another person and the whole attraction / gravitational pull thing happens..in that period you go through all the movies and dinners and stuff that you do to get to know the person which in turn draws you closer untill you collide...here on, the three outcomes come into being (as im sure we've all experienced)...and the future of that relationship is decided..if you really think about it, there are parrallels to be drawn on how a larger object (the bigger person-personality-wise, not some giant!!) absorbs / swallows the smaller one etc etc but then the theory will get too long and i dont like to type very much!

ofcourse as far as the whole theory is concerned, one could argue that gravitational pull and attraction are not the same cos a lot can go wrong and its not necessary that you will get together for example two planets are getting together but one accuses the other of hitting on another planet, or not remebering its birthday or if many objects are getting pulled together, then we just talking some freaky nasty stuff!! if you know what i mean...but for that i say that apply it only to cases where the two people have got together and if you still wanna argue it, i say your argument doesnt fit well with my theory so i dont believe it yaaah!!

more to come soon (or whenever i feel like it)